My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

Chelsea Handler
About This Quote

In this quote, the author is talking about his tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of his own amusement. He does this to relax and has a place where he can come and let his imagination run wild. This is a very casual way to make a living and it's how you can make a ton of money if you know what you're doing. It can be hard work but it's something that makes you feel good from the inside out.

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